Christmas Greetings Funny Christmas Greetings To My Boss And General Manager?

Funny Christmas greetings to my boss and general manager? - christmas greetings

I am looking desperately for a happy greeting for people who work in the office. There must be something dirty or obscene, offensive, or - they must be gay.

If you know something funny that I could write a Christmas card and send it to my boss, please let me know!